Just another day in the life of...
In which the boy shares his most recent dream with me [the following must be read with heavy sarcasm in order to maintain accuracy]
P: So I had this crazy dream last night. I was with a group of 4 guys and we were ghost-hunters.
M: What, you went ghost-hunting without me?
P: Yeah, I guess I just don’t trust your skills.
M: Hmph.. Maybe it was because you feel threatened by my superior skills!
P: Yeah, that’s it…. Whatever. I had to kill this ghost so I pulled out my machine gun. Cause apparently in my dream a machine gun was good way to kill ghosts.
M: Right, yeah… definitely threatened by my superior skills!