Dear Mother Nature,
We need to talk. Seriously. Enough is enough.
I appreciate that you took it easy on us this past winter in Montreal. After last year's snowfall disaster/extravaganza, we needed a gentler winter and we all appreciate it. We really do. Not to sound demanding, but come on, give a girl a break already!
You know I don't do well with these long drawn out winters. Come March I'm losing my shit, we both know it. I NEED summer in order to cope. I just can't do it without a bit of warmth to tide me through the cold dark days of winter. And 14°C in the middle of July just isn't going to cut it.
So unless this is some devious plan on your part to delay the hot days so that I can have beautiful Fall weather for my wedding in October, this isn't going to be acceptable. Is that your plan? Cause if it is, give me a sign and I'll shut up and put up. But if it's not, well then I don't know. You and I might need to talk about negotiation tactics or a separation might be imminent. I can't promise you that I'll be on my best behaviour if you don't deliver at least a month of weather warm enough for swimming, skirts and tank tops, and wishing I had air conditioning. That's right. I want the heat. Bring it. You know you want to, so just stop playing coy already...
With (withheld) love,