|I look cute but what you don't know is that I'm farting right now!|
Honestly, I never expected to spend so much time not only working out someone else's farts, but then praising them for getting the big ones out. Yeah. Classy shit. Literally!
Unfortunately there is a direct correlation between the amount of farts worked out and smiles in a day. Too few farts means it's going to be a bad day.
Don't mind me, I'm off to sing another round...