Thursday, September 12, 2013

joys of motherhood: shit they don't tell you beforehand

The wheels on the bus go round and round isn't about playing with your child. Oh no, it's code for working out baby farts in a game like manner so your child isn't savvy to your wily ways!

I look cute but what you don't know is that I'm farting right now!

Honestly, I never expected to spend so much time not only working out someone else's farts, but then praising them for getting the big ones out. Yeah. Classy shit. Literally!

Unfortunately there is a direct correlation between the amount of farts worked out and smiles in a day. Too few farts means it's going to be a bad day.

Don't mind me, I'm off to sing another round...

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